Thursday, September 1, 2011
Pizzaface: The moon does not have acne
With all of the commercialization of the space race, a new territory has opened up for fast food. The moon. Yes, pizza giant, Dominoes, is now planning to put up shop on our satellite that we used to see as being made out of yummy cheese.
Wait, does this mean that the famous "30 minutes or less" guarantee is going the way of the caveman? Well, they did away with that a long time ago, my friend. By the time they have a delivery option from the moon, those bags that keep my pie hot will work for a year or two in the cold vacuum of space.
Being a pioneer has got it's ups and downs. I can see the first prank order now.
"Hello, Dominoes on the moon. How may I help you?"
"I'd like a google of vegetarian pizzas."
"A google? Oh-kay, we can do this. May I get your address?"
"555 Mars circle, Mars"
Maybe then our martian friends will actually warm up to us. I wouldn't doubt that our tasty pizzas garner the attention of the hungry citizens of the Andromeda galaxy. Now if we can just make sure they don't take a liking to human digits as a topping.